Hello deviantART.  I hope you are having an enjoyable summer, because I am having an enjoyable summer.  I like to think that having an enjoyable summer is a thing that most people do, because I like to think of people enjoying summer.

Here are some eventful things that have happened so far this summer:
-I drove from Georgia to Indiana and it took 13 hours. (I guess that counts because it was the beginning of the summer.)
-I jumped in a lake and howled at the moon.  (This is not much of a surprise anymore.)
-I dressed up in an incredibly classy suit and flirted indiscriminately with absolutely everyone nearby and then smoked a cigar until I threw up.
-I put carrot sticks in my nose and shoes on my hands and danced around in front of a camera for a minute and a half with two friends.  One was wearing a basket for a hat and had beet juice war paint.  The other was holding a large statue of a rooster.
-There was a reason for this, I swear.
-I went shopping at Goodwill for a pot suitable to boil a bat skull in.  This is because my friend has a bat head in her suitcase and she needs to get the skull out of it.
-Later we used the pot to make shortbread cookies, because we still have not boiled the bat head in it.
-Please do not use a pot to make cookies after you have boiled a bat head in it; you will probably get diseases.

In other news, I finally made some Homestuck fanart that I think is complete enough for me to post here, so you can go check that out if Homestuck fanart is a thing you might enjoy.